The final all-new, full-length release from Autodidact, still unreleased and looking for a suitable home, especially since this is by far the best Autodidact release ever, period. Hopefully somebody will eventually put it out....

TRACKS:

1. evacuating the dirt machine
2. no beaver can resist my magnificent log (leslie's theme)
3) endless and neverless: infinity (under the navidson house)
4) angels rise from the bataan death march)
5) rhys chatham, defender of eroica, armed with the metaphysical hammer made of gold and rendered unto the trinity of the ghost union, joins in battle across the northern skies against the pitiless might of sun ra, the atomic black jesus, armed with the cosmo-myth supersonic groove pusher (new! improved!), as the evil penguin of eternal crippling doom watches with morbid fascination while drawing bad pictures of leni riefenstahl on a leaking etch-a-sketch (aka the evil penguin song)
... a) declaration of war: no man shall utter blasphemy against the evil penguin and live
... b) first skirmish: irradiated guitars bake in the hot tejas sun
... c) first counterattack: invasion of the fifty-foot women in sinister fetishwear (lucifer's cheerleaders)
... d) retreat: the ghosts of nanking watch in silence as night falls and the evil penguin brings forth his terrible vengeance against those who have betrayed him
... e) second skirmish: at dawn, the defender of eroica carries out an assault against the unprotected flank of the astro-infinity defenders of the space monorail
... f) third skirmish: fucking hell, my ass is on fire!
... g) second counterattack: the black cosmo-myth tone scientists, wielding the funk hammer of saturn, baffle the soldiers of eroica with unyielding streams of pure inexplicable bullshit, as commanded by the (new! improved!) voice of ra
... h) the final war: the evil penguin draws down the power of the great serpent and claims dominion over all souls living and dead before wasting everybody
... i) doom out